non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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