He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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