quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
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He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
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I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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