i woke up with socks on this morning
i didnt wear socks last night
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.