Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
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My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I intend to get homeless drunk
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
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The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me