I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Randomize
