I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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