doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
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I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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