You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
