Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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