i just made my gag reflex go away.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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