would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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