i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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