when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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