I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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