I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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