"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
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I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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