i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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