girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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