try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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