I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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