is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
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Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
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every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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