I think im going to throw up on grandma
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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