Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not