Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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