He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
Randomize