Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
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I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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