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(303): View more from Colorado

I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week

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(310): View more from California

four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.

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(949): View more from California

I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.

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(619): View more from California

It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better

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(360): View more from Washington

i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know

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(217): View more from Illinois

Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.

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(818): View more from California

He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.

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