Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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