Plan B is the new Plan A
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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