dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
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I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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