Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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