Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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