This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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