We're facebook friends in real life
We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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