i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
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5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I'm sobbing to NWA
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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