Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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