..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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