Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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