There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
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Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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