fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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