we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I forgot wine drunk hurts
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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