let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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