i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
NoShamevember. You game?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
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Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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