A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
