i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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