My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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