That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Randomize
