Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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