I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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