Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
